Let Chaos reign supreme!
One upon a time, I lived in Philadelphia right around the explosive spread of
the grand thing that is now the dollar store. Dollar stores may have been
around before that point, but this was the first I had ever seen of it.
But that is not what is relevant to this story.
I used to check out the dollar store named "Everything's a dollar" on my
commute home from work. It was the greatest place that I knew of to shop
would be amazed at all the random crap I could get for under twenty dollars. Ok, maybe
it was nineteen objects each time, tax and all; but in never ceased to amaze me.
Random these things were. There were bad ties, cheap kitchen wares,
party decorations out of season and really odd toys. The oddest of the
toys was the Fulchau.
What is a Fulchau? I would describe it in
detail, but that has already been done so well for me. Check out
For years, my friends and I believed that the Fulchau was the
ultimate embodiment of chaos. We debated its significance. We made
it our mascot. We even had a heretic who burnt one on the stake over his
But alas, that was in the past. It's been
nearly fifteen years since I've seen a real live Fulchau up close. I
thought all hope was lost.
That was until yesterday. Yesterday all hope was
restored. The forces of chaos again rule supreme. That is because I
GUN OF BASEBALL!
Yes, the mystical Gun of Baseball. It's beauty displayed
to all who are lucky enough to view it.
It is a yellow gun shaped device that when you pull the
trigger rotates a disk and... crap this defies description. Let me just
The breathtaking video!