Just when you thought the pain had ended.

Ok, so I just wrote a rant.  But I must say that I was unprepared for what happened last night.  Oh my god.  I just cannot think of a drug strong enough to save me from the images of the latest horror I saw.  They just won't go away. So I have to inflict them on others.

 
  Real Life Bimbos in Spandex

  It's called   Eden's Crush - Love This Way . The question is, who the hell decided it would be a good idea to make music videos that incorporated 1970's Jackson 5 animation with bad pop lyrics and call it hip and trendy?  What evil mastermind decided to combine this with BIMBOS?  That's right full-on bouncy, off the shelf bimbos. And they fly.  That's right fly.   Who in their right mind would subject people to this awful painful thing and think it's a good idea?

  So here I am in the gym.  Again I am happy Margret, run, run running.  Music is ok, videos tolerable, running, calm, peaceful... ****BAM**** Flying animated bimbos.  They spread flowers with their superpowers.  What the F*ing hell kind of superpower is spreading flowers?  When I was a superhero (ok I only played one in a college dorm room) I had vibratory blasts that would shatter solid objects.  I would hit things and they would break.  That was a superhero.  Not flitting around spreading flowers to make the bad monsters happy.  It's all just so cracked out.

 
  Gay-ass space ship that brings the bimbos to unhappy monster planet.

      

The music did not even go with the video.  I mean if it were a song about spreading love or something, it may in some alternate universe possibly worked.  BUT NO!  The song was not about spreading love.  In fact here are the lyrics:

 

 

 

   

   
  Animated Bimbos in Spandex Serious bimbo action going on here as we make pretty flowers.

  "I wanna run into someones arms
Lie on a bed of roses
I wanna feel just like juliet
I wanna fall in love
I've got a feeling

Everybody wants someone to love
Somebody they can trust
Somebody they can touch
Everybody wants to give their heart away
Everybody needs a little tenderness
To feel understood
To feel passionate
Everybody wants to be in love this way
Everybody wants to be in love this way
I know I do what about you

I wanna be somebody's baby
I want to cry and still feel beautiful
Maybe I really just wanna be myself
I'm not the only one
I got a feeling

Everybody wants someonne to love
Somebody they can trust
Somebody they can touch
Everybody wants to give their heart away
Everybody needs a little tenderness

To feel understood
To feel passionate
Everybody wants to be in love this way
Everybody wants to be in love this way
I know I do
What about you
I do I do doesn't everybody wanna give their heart away
I do I do dosen't everybody wanna be in love this way
Cause I do

I wanna feel like an angel
I want to fly on a beam of moonlight
I wanna see heaven from the inside
I wanna feel just like juliet
Juliet juliet"

Don't blame me, I didn't write them! And where does it even mention, "I want to spread flowers around so monsters will stop hitting each other and be happy?"  It just doesn't.  It talks about how they want to get some.  Ok, let's just be blunt here.  This is a song about some chick who is hard up, she probably cannot even wear Spandex, never mind fly around in Spandex body-suits spreading flowers to monsters.

   

Sad angry monster before the bimbos come.

Sad angry monsters that bimbos see hitting each other.

  It's not that I object to animated music videos spreading messages about love.   The Beetles did and excellent job of it.  I don't even have anything about badly drawn monsters who hit each other for no reason.  They are just doing their own thing, but this song, this horrible mash of a non-catchy tune and things they called lyrics did not discuss love but lamented the fact that the subject of the song apparently  had no date and wanted to one.  I am practically at a lost for words as to how lame this video is.  Well not at a loss for words, but DAMN!

 

 

 
  Happy monster after bimbos spread flowers.

 

Somebody explain what I missed here.  Why does there have to be so much suckiness during my workouts.  I am not really angry at the Cartoon Network.  First they play sad cartoons without warning its viewers of the impending depression to ensue, and then they promote this crap.  That's right, the Cartoon Network has this crappy, evil, painful, eye-bleeding video on it's website.  If you think I am exaggerating,  here's the freaking link.


http://www.cartoonnetworkla.com/english/watch/web_shows/edencrush/index.html 

Please sit down and be on the phone with a counselor before watching this, because it will make you want to poke pencils through your eye sockets into your brain just to prevent the possibility of ever having to see that crap again.

Ok, I am done for now.